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What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions.
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Why do gore websites always have so many porn ads?
I don’t even like porn.
I’m just trying to look at pictures of dead people.
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
(by order)
Britney Spears
Vanessa Hudgens
Angelica Pickles
Raven
Isabella
Bubbles
Scuttle
My dad’s GPS
Me
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What Kind of Asian Are You
My aunt posted this on facebook. Fuckin died almost
WHY IS THIS NOT VIRAL YET?
O.M.G.
OMGGGG. Watch this.
Necessary viewing.
FLAWLESS
So perfect, so relevant.
oh my god.
I LITERALLY JUST SCREAMED IN MY HOTEL ROOM
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